My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
