I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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