It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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