Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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