What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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