It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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