either way he was missing a nipple.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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