I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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