Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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