id be glad to
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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