I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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