Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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