Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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