i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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