so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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