She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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