I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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