i permit you to call me
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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