let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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