Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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