He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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