with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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