dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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