i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
