I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
