you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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