he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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