bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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