I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
