The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wish you could order shots online.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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