Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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