So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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