how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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