I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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