do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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