This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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