I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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