I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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