Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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