I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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