This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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