i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i drank out of a bidet.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize
