More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
please come you make the beer taste better
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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