oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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