So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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