great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
In America we eat man semen.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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