I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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