WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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