im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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