dude i'm inner monologue high
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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