I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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