Its about making memories worth repressing
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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