girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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