the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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