if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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