Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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