jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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